go do what you do best...puke behind churches
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Randomize
