ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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