I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
well you can't waste a boner
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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