He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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