My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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