dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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