Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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