The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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