I seem to have left my pride at pride
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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