Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I forget how to act sober
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Randomize
