I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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