ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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