i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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