I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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