so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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