im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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