i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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