Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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