I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
