I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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