if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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