Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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