I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
So gin and wine won't be happening again
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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