We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Randomize
