that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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