you would pick up someone in the library
i will never coherently bang her
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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