Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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