Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize