You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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