i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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