but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
They have beer where we have blood.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Randomize
