U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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