Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
