There was a lot of him and a little penis
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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