No, you can still breathe under the balls.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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