just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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