I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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