RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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