Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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