um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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