Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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