I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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