so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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