How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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