i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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