Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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