I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
My cat gives me a boner
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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