sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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