wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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