It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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