yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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