Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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