Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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