...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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