Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Randomize