she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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