oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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