doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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