Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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